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This big time salesman went to several conferences a year. Every time he would take a $1000.00 bill with him. One day his wife came home and announced that she was going to the National Housewives Convention and she would need a thousand dollars. The salesman asked her, “Why?” She said, “You take a thousand dollars with you every time you go to a convention.” He said, ” Yea, but, you don’t drink. You don’t gamble, and you have your own pussy. What do you need a thousand dollars for?” —————————————————————— Why did Santa Ana only have 2,000 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had two station wagons…. They had a pickup truck, but it wouldn’t start……….
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When Billy Shakespeare went swimming one day he was obsessed with the notion that gypsy moths had been feeding on the back of his trunks! He asked a friend to investigate and make a thorough search. The friend replied, “No holes, bard.”
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