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Do you know how to get rid of a bunch of Libyans? Tell a bunch of Cajuns they’re good eating, and out of season..

Mikhail Gorbachev woke up one morning feeling great. He walked to his window, saw the sun coming up and crowed, “Good morning, sun!” As he turned away, he was startled to hear a great, booming voice say, “Good morning, Comrade. Good morning to you and the great Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.” Gorbachev quickly woke Raisa and his closest aides, took them to the window and said, “Good morning, Comrade sun.” Again the voice boomed, “Good morning, Comrade. Good morning to you and to the rest of the glorious party.” Gorbachev sat down to his day’s work, convinced he was destiny’s child. Later, as the sun was setting, he walked to the window and said, “Good evening to you, Comrade sun.” When no response came, he repeated the salutation again and again, growing increasingly impatient with the silence. “Sun! I’m talking to you!” he suddenly screamed. “F**k you, a**h*le! the voice thundered back. “I’m in the West now!”

Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don’t know the route.

OBSCENE PHONE CALL — Aural sex.

Did you hear that Witches don’t have babies because their husbands have halloweenies.

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

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